Sunday, January 10, 2010

pachyderm


how do you shoot a blue elephant?
with a blue elephant gun

how do you shoot a red elephant?
no, not with a red elephant gun. you strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun

how do you shoot a green elephant?
tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun

how do you shoot a yellow elephant?
you ever seen a yellow elephant?!

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